Like the unsightly
weeds that dot our lawns every spring, a new Starbucks is popping up in
our own backyard. Feelings within Cacophony are mixed; is this coffee shop
a simple nuisance, not worth the time of day, or an abomination
from hell to be tormented
without mercy? Like so many escalating world conflicts this one has no
good solution. Never ones to make up our minds, well be playing both sides
of the fence today at the Grand Opening. If, like many of us, you feel
that this tentacle of the great Starbuck has to be beaten back, then come
out and protest with full vigor. On the other hand, if protesting a Starbucks
doesn't sound like your idea of biting social satire then come out and
protest the protesters for their cheapening of the name of Cacophony. Express
your views however you see fit, be it with placards, clown suits, flyers,
general bad behavior, or the giant bloody fetus picture you stole from
the pro-life rally. Confrontation solves problems, everyone knows that.
So come down and help mend this schism with aggressive head-to-head protesting.
Let's get ready to ruuuuuumble!
